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Mannequin Routine

So the most embarrassing thing happened the other day. I was in this department store with some friends to buy some new shoes… and someone had said something so funny that we were just killing ourselves laughing… and I wasn’t watching where I was going and like… tripped over this mannequin. Like I fell right on top of the stupid thing… and my friends are laughing their heads off… and then out of nowhere this security guard come running up shouting at us… he thought I was making out with the mannequin and called me a freak!

– Mystery

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