PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

The Tattoo Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of 1 to 10… What do you think of tattoos on girls? Girls: [they talk for a bit, probably one of them has a tattoo, then cut them off] PUA: Get this… my little sister has been with this guy for maybe 2 months, she’s 19 years old, and […]

You Guys Are The Most Normal Girls Here

PUA: Wow you guys are the most normal girls here! [If the women positively, as if they took “normal” as a compliment] PUA: I’m going to chill over here with you guys for a moment. You’ll never guess what just happened… [Stacking forward into a story-based opener ideally, but an opinion opener will do too] […]

Hair Color Change Opener

PUA: Hey guys… What would you think if I dyed my hair completely BLACK? HBS: blah blah PUA: what about blond with black highlights? HBS: blah blah PUA: Ok then how about I keep my hair blond.but with BLACK ROOTS? HBS: blah blah PUA: {NEG} Did you know Elvis was blond, but he dyed his […]

Sexual Predators Routine

Do you know that it is FEMALES, and not males, who are the only ones who have an organ in their body made SOLELY for sexual pleasure. And that organ has twice as many nerve endings as a man’s entire penis. And that organ has more nerve endings packed into a single small space than […]

Left or Right Handed Opener by Mystery

Mystery: Are you left or right handed? Target: I’m right-handed. Mystery: I’m left-handed, you’re right-handed. I’m special, you’re not. – Mystery Related From Amazon The Four Agreements: A Practical Guide to Personal Freedom (A Toltec Wisdom Book) (as of August 10, 2020 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated […]

Plastic Surgery Routine

It’s crazy how many plastic surgeries they have for celebs now.She had her eye makeup and her lipstick tattooed on, and when she changed her hair color, she had her lips re-tattooed. And do you want to hear the grossest thing? One day I noticed that she had two round dots on her upper thighs. […]

Sinister Smile Opener

You have a sinister smile. You’re evil. I like that. [high five, but hold on to her hand] You can be my partner in crime… Wait a second… flex your arm… [squeeze her arm] No, no you’re too weak to be my partner in crime… we can still be friends though. – By Swinggcat Related […]

Batman’s Nipples Opener

PUA: guys… does batman… have nipples on his costume – By Diablo Related From Amazon The Four Agreements (as of August 10, 2020 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the […]

Do you know why we would never get along?

Do you know why we would never get along? Because we’re too similar. You wont take my shit, and I wont take you shit and what fun is that? If I were in a room with myself for a while, I would pull all my hair out of my HEAD. So what I guess what […]

Revised Jealous Cat Routine

My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but she hates his cat. Like whenever she tries to pet it, it will just look at her like she’s an idiot and walk off and one time she left her […]

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