PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Wrong Number Routine

Do you ever answer phone calls you don’t recognize? Don’t you think sometimes it’s a mistake though? Cuz I totally made this mistake last weekend. I get this phone call and it’s this chick. She’s like “Hey is Renaissan there?” I say “Yeah, this Renaissan.” She’s like “Oh my God, this is Melissa you’ll never […]

The Romance Novel Routine

I’m in advertising, and for about six months ago I’ve been intrigued with how men and women communicate. What happened is that a friend of mine in the publishing industry told me this fact that blew me away. (pause. I know the interest level is REALLY high here, because I always have their undivided attention […]

Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener

[On dance floor or in line at the bar] Hey, did you just touch my ass? (no) No? Well you should! [If the girl finds you cute and feels safe (or tipsy), and she�s in a fun mood, she may even slap or touch your ass at that point. Act shocked] I was only kidding! […]

Bendable Cigarette Trick

Take a cigarette and ask her if she can make both ends touch with out breaking the cigarette.. Her… NO? Roll the cigarette in a dollar bill or any bill and you can bend it with out breaking it make both ends touch both ways. Unroll it and straighten out the cigarette Related From Amazon […]

Mullets Are The Key To Success Opener

Guys! I’ve got it!I woke up last night, all of a sudden in a moment of pure enlightenment!And now…I’ve got it!The key to success are MULLETS! Seriously! Just think about it! All of the major people in the world who are well known, financially rich, or have another prominent spot in the world’s society… they […]

Jinx Opener

Have a bar napkin or a piece of paper with the following written on it: “Help, I’ve been jinxed! I need someone to say my name so I can speak.” When they ask you your name, turn the paper over and reveal your name written on the back. If they give you a strange look, […]

The Pimp Daddy Routine

I saw two people sitting next to each other in a bar, a man and a woman. it was obvious that both were interested in each other, but neither was going to do anything about it. so I go up to the man and tell him that he should kiss her on the cheek. well, […]

Short Girls Opener

You’re the Tiny Dangerous one here! Gotta watch out for you. – By Brad P Related From Amazon The Gifts of Imperfection, 10th Anniversary Edition: Features a New Foreword (as of December 2, 2020 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and […]

Rockstar Opener

You guys are like the rockstars of the club… look at all these groupies waiting to talk to you [point to chodey guys]! Wait, [primp her a little bit, twist her hat, adjust her glasses] NOW you’re a superstar! Related From Amazon 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos (as of December 2, 2020 […]

Matchstick Magic Trick

Like any good bar bet, this one starts off sounding impossible: Bet that you can toss a paper match into the air and make it land on its side. Note: This won’t work with wooden matches. Invite your audience to try it first. Unless they know the trick, they’ll never be able to make it […]

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