September 27, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Mystery: Have you ever heard of Google earth? … I checked out this location – this very spot… where we are standing right now – on Google earth… I zoomed in to this location and I saw that building there… and that building right there… it’s like I have already visited this place. … Isn’t […]
September 24, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
You first introduce this by disqualifying yourself by saying something like “Now, I’m not too big on stuff with cards but work with me here for a sec.” This is when you pretend to pull out a deck of cards and start to shuffle. You also usually want something like “work with me here” or […]
September 21, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Yeah, I don’t mean to brag or anything but I got a bit of plastic surgery done, and it went really well. Yeah, well it cost a lot of money, but it was totally worth it. Well, it’s a secret. Ok. I got a penis implant. (Proudly with the feeling that you’re enormous now) I’m […]
September 20, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
“did you guys hear.. they found.. a new animal…. yea, over in Australia .. it looks like a cross between a squirrel and a beaver.” stack forward – Diablo No products found.
September 17, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Pick Up Lines and Routines
PUA: ok here my little sister showed/told/taught me this just this morning.. I’m not good at it yet (or “not good at telling stories” if its a story), so don’t laugh OK?? I get really shy when girls laugh at me.. HBs: ok… PUA: (now give them the sweetest/cutest/funniest puppydog look *ever*, and just pause […]
September 13, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]
September 10, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]
September 7, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them] No products found.
September 6, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine] No products found.
September 6, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys, would you go on Montel if you were invited? Girls: [bite or not, either way,false time constraint and then stack forward] PUA: See, my friend over there just got invited to be on Montel Williams, but the theme of the show is “secret admirers”… they told him that he has an admirer […]
