PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Do you know why we would never get along?

Do you know why we would never get along? Because we’re too similar. You wont take my shit, and I wont take you shit and what fun is that? If I were in a room with myself for a while, I would pull all my hair out of my HEAD. So what I guess what […]

Sinister Smile Opener

You have a sinister smile. You’re evil. I like that. [high five, but hold on to her hand] You can be my partner in crime… Wait a second… flex your arm… [squeeze her arm] No, no you’re too weak to be my partner in crime… we can still be friends though. – By Swinggcat No […]

Revised Jealous Cat Routine

My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but she hates his cat. Like whenever she tries to pet it, it will just look at her like she’s an idiot and walk off and one time she left her […]

Lovedrop’s Are You Shy Opener

PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop No products found.

The Add Four ESP Gambit

HB: Yes/No/whatever PUA: Okay, we’re gonna see if you’re psychic. Just do exactly what I say and don’t ask questions. You’ll understand when it’s done. [you ask the bartender for a pen and a sheet of paper. right in front of the girl its no prob. you write on it: HAMMER, and RED (you can […]

The Dental Floss Opener

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]

Mystery’s Black Nails Opener

PUA: Hey guys, black nails, first impressions? HBs: blah blah PUA: Get this, I was in an elevator this morning heading back from a meeting and this shwarmy-looking woman gets on the elevator…you know with the caked on makeup and the giant hoop earrings? So she looks at my nails she says to me [say […]

The Breakup Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]

Dogs vs Cats Opener

PUA: Hey guys… I need a quick opinion on pets. My friends were having a debate and I think dogs are great because of their loyalty and tricks they can do. But I love cats just for how entertaining they are and how they act like they’re still in the wild. Which do you think […]

The No Panties Opener

Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]

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