December 22, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Me: OMG, are you drunk? Her: Yes / No Yes: Me: Oh, HB, you make me sad! Her: Why? Me: You seem so sweet and nice, and I feel like we’d be super compatible… but you’re so drunk that this connection we have isn’t even REAL. I mean, do you think I’m cute? Do you […]
December 19, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
OMG you would not believe why I had to goto the hospital the other week. I was with my friends at this bar, right? So I love meeting new people so I’m going around and this rocker girl is seriously EYE FUCKING the shit out of me, so I go over and say hey and […]
December 18, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]
December 15, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Pick Up Lines and Routines
OMG … today I found my old toys in the basement at my little sisters house … well she’s 21 now but I call her my little sister … so she had all these barbies, and I had G.I. Joes … I remember when my sister would try to make them get married, and I […]
December 12, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Pick Up Lines and Routines
OMG… this morning I saw the BEST shit EVER.. remember when you were a kid… what cartoons did you watch?? Well when I was a kid, we had He-Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers… and on TV this morning, they had new episodes with new animations of all of them… it was the […]
December 11, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Do you think there’s a big difference between what people think they want and what they are actually attracted to? A friend of mine… this girl… really always wanted a guy who would take care of her… this perfect prince charming guy… and he is the most polite guy ever…. he’s so sweet, he opens […]
December 8, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
HB: What’s your name? Style: I’m Style. HB: I’m Janet. This is Donna. And that’s Tony. Style: Okay… Janet, Donna, Tony. You know, I used to be really bad with names. HBs: Omigod, I’m so bad with names. Style: But you don’t have to be anymore. Here, I’ll show you in two seconds. All I […]
December 5, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
[Count the number of people in the group(say N)] “Don’t you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number? Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” – By Juggler Amazon Auto Links: No products found.
December 4, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Hey, guys (FTC) My buddy wants to buy a cashmere sweater for this girlfriend for her birthday, but he was looking at her clothes and she has a mix of medium and small shirts, so he has no idea what size to get her. Would a girl be more insulted if he gave her clothing […]
December 1, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Do you ever answer phone calls you don’t recognize? Don’t you think sometimes it’s a mistake though? Cuz I totally made this mistake last weekend. I get this phone call and it’s this chick. She’s like “Hey is Renaissan there?” I say “Yeah, this Renaissan.” She’s like “Oh my God, this is Melissa you’ll never […]
