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Mystery’s Seashell Opener

Mystery: [pulling a seashell from his pocket and holding it out in his open palm] Hey look at this. … Isn’t this awesome? … Isn’t it pretty? … Yeah my friends and I … went down to Santa Monica pier… and we found THIS… and it’s a KEEPSAKE. … Isn’t it pretty?

– Mystery

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