PUA Openers

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Drunk Girls Routine

Me: OMG, are you drunk?
Her: Yes / No

Yes:

Me: Oh, HB, you make me sad!
Her: Why?
Me: You seem so sweet and nice, and I feel like we’d be super compatible… but
you’re so drunk that this connection we have isn’t even REAL. I mean, do you
think I’m cute? Do you think I’m a cool guy?
She ratifies her attraction for you, and probably also tries to convince you
she’s not drunk.
Me: If I call you tomorrow and leave a message, will you remember me and call
me back? (Props to TD for money line)

Repeat this OVER AND OVER. Get her to COMMIT to seeing you again at LEAST 5
times. Then get the #, continue the sarge if possible.

No:

Me: Thank god… I’m so tired of all these little drunk girls!!! They make me
so sad!
Her: Why?
Me: Because they’re so cute and sweet, and they’re all like “OMG, Harmless, I
love you SOOOO MUCH! I want to be your new GIRLFRIEND!!” [while I hug her and
mock drunk girl excessive kino on her] but then when I call them the next day,
they’re like, “WHO is this??? I don’t remember!”

– By Harmless

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