PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

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Name Mnemonics Gambit

HB: What’s your name? Style: I’m Style. HB: I’m Janet. This is Donna. And that’s Tony. Style: Okay… Janet, Donna, Tony. You know, I used to be really bad with names. HBs: Omigod, I’m so bad with names. Style: But you don’t have to be anymore. Here, I’ll show you in two seconds. All I […]

 

Unlucky Number Opener

[Count the number of people in the group(say N)] “Don’t you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number? Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” – By Juggler No products found.

 

Style’s Cashmere Sweater Opener

Hey, guys (FTC) My buddy wants to buy a cashmere sweater for this girlfriend for her birthday, but he was looking at her clothes and she has a mix of medium and small shirts, so he has no idea what size to get her. Would a girl be more insulted if he gave her clothing […]

 

Wrong Number Routine

Do you ever answer phone calls you don’t recognize? Don’t you think sometimes it’s a mistake though? Cuz I totally made this mistake last weekend. I get this phone call and it’s this chick. She’s like “Hey is Renaissan there?” I say “Yeah, this Renaissan.” She’s like “Oh my God, this is Melissa you’ll never […]

 

The Romance Novel Routine

I’m in advertising, and for about six months ago I’ve been intrigued with how men and women communicate. What happened is that a friend of mine in the publishing industry told me this fact that blew me away. (pause. I know the interest level is REALLY high here, because I always have their undivided attention […]

 

Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener

[On dance floor or in line at the bar] Hey, did you just touch my ass? (no) No? Well you should! [If the girl finds you cute and feels safe (or tipsy), and she�s in a fun mood, she may even slap or touch your ass at that point. Act shocked] I was only kidding! […]

 

Bendable Cigarette Trick

Take a cigarette and ask her if she can make both ends touch with out breaking the cigarette.. Her… NO? Roll the cigarette in a dollar bill or any bill and you can bend it with out breaking it make both ends touch both ways. Unroll it and straighten out the cigarette No products found.

 

Mullets Are The Key To Success Opener

Guys! I’ve got it!I woke up last night, all of a sudden in a moment of pure enlightenment!And now…I’ve got it!The key to success are MULLETS! Seriously! Just think about it! All of the major people in the world who are well known, financially rich, or have another prominent spot in the world’s society… they […]

 

Jinx Opener

Have a bar napkin or a piece of paper with the following written on it: “Help, I’ve been jinxed! I need someone to say my name so I can speak.” When they ask you your name, turn the paper over and reveal your name written on the back. If they give you a strange look, […]

 

The Pimp Daddy Routine

I saw two people sitting next to each other in a bar, a man and a woman. it was obvious that both were interested in each other, but neither was going to do anything about it. so I go up to the man and tell him that he should kiss her on the cheek. well, […]

 

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