PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

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Imaginary Cards Gambit

You first introduce this by disqualifying yourself by saying something like “Now, I’m not too big on stuff with cards but work with me here for a sec.” This is when you pretend to pull out a deck of cards and start to shuffle. You also usually want something like “work with me here” or […]

 

Penis Implant Gambit

Yeah, I don’t mean to brag or anything but I got a bit of plastic surgery done, and it went really well. Yeah, well it cost a lot of money, but it was totally worth it. Well, it’s a secret. Ok. I got a penis implant. (Proudly with the feeling that you’re enormous now) I’m […]

 

Montel Williams Opener

PUA: Hey guys, would you go on Montel if you were invited? Girls: [bite or not, either way,false time constraint and then stack forward] PUA: See, my friend over there just got invited to be on Montel Williams, but the theme of the show is “secret admirers”… they told him that he has an admirer […]

 

Don’t Laugh Gambit

PUA: ok here my little sister showed/told/taught me this just this morning.. I’m not good at it yet (or “not good at telling stories” if its a story), so don’t laugh OK?? I get really shy when girls laugh at me.. HBs: ok… PUA: (now give them the sweetest/cutest/funniest puppydog look *ever*, and just pause […]

 

Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine] Related From Amazon How […]

 

Jealous Girlfriend Opener by Style

PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]

 

Duck Telling A Joke Routine

PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]

 

Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them] Related From Amazon White Fragility: Why […]

 

One Dollar Shot Gambit

When she buys a shot, take a pen or a straw and a napkin and place them over top of the shot. “I bet you one dollar, that I can drink this shot, without even moving the pen or the napkin.” When she takes the bet, just take off the pen and napkin, drink the […]

 

Trust and Comfort Routine

Hey, stop it. Look, honestly, I’m attracted to you guys. But that doesn’t mean anything. I need TRUST AND COMFORT before I can let myself get too emotional. It’s like, first you guys start touching me and asking me my name… And I’m like “OK, this is fine…” …But then I start getting all emotional, […]

 

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