PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

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Same Shirt Opener

OMG I have the same exact top at home. I’m glad I didn’t wear it tonight, that would be SO embarrassing. Plus, I don’t mean to be rude, but it totally looks better on me! Amazon Auto Links: No products found.

 

Bisexual Thug Routine

Did you just grab my ass? Everyone keeps grabbing my ass. Get this. I’m out with my friends having a kick-ass time and I meet this girl that I totally hit it off with. One of my friends walks up to me and whispers in my ear (exaggerated “watch out” voice), “Hey man, I think […]

 

Masturbate In The Shower

Hey, I was reading the other day in Cosmo – you know, “The Woman’s Bible” – that 90% of women masturbate in the shower….while the other 10% sing… HB: Really? PUA: Yup. And do you guys know what they sing? HB: No. Roll off as if you were a little disturbed by their answer PUA: […]

 

Blind Date Routine

I was walking through [whatever location in your city] and I noticed this cute girl with a puzzled expression on her face, looking a little lost and weird. So I go over to her and say “hi”. You know what she does? She lunges at me, starts hugging me and saying things like “Hi! Have […]

 

The Five Dollar Kiss Gambit

If you target starts throwing you a lot of interest, you throw a disqualifier like “OMG don’t even start with me. I’m totally not in that headspace right now. Besides I’m in a bit of a contest with my friend right now. The rules are (listen carefully), I have to pay my buddy $5 for […]

 

Feng Shui Opener

“You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest [make this up as you go if you want].” – By Juggler Amazon […]

 

Camel and Kangaroo Opener

PUA: “hey guys guess what did you know that camels spit and…. kangaroos can’t. jump . backwards . imagine… putting them into a room together.” then stack forward into anything else. – By Diablo Amazon Auto Links: No products found.

 

Photo Taking Gambit

Tell your HB that you are going to take three photos. The first photo will be a normal photo of you and her. The second photo will be where each of you make the goofiest face you can. The third photo will be “romantic” photo of you and her. Then you can turn the camera […]

 

Mystery Got Married Opener

PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]

 

Do You Have the Time Direct Opener

Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason Amazon Auto Links: No products found.

 

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