PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

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Plastic Surgery Routine

It’s crazy how many plastic surgeries they have for celebs now.She had her eye makeup and her lipstick tattooed on, and when she changed her hair color, she had her lips re-tattooed. And do you want to hear the grossest thing? One day I noticed that she had two round dots on her upper thighs. […]

 

Revised Jealous Cat Routine

My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but she hates his cat. Like whenever she tries to pet it, it will just look at her like she’s an idiot and walk off and one time she left her […]

 

The Add Four ESP Gambit

HB: Yes/No/whatever PUA: Okay, we’re gonna see if you’re psychic. Just do exactly what I say and don’t ask questions. You’ll understand when it’s done. [you ask the bartender for a pen and a sheet of paper. right in front of the girl its no prob. you write on it: HAMMER, and RED (you can […]

 

Lovedrop’s Are You Shy Opener

PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop Related From Amazon 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos (as of July 30, 2021 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of […]

 

The Dental Floss Opener

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]

 

The Breakup Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]

 

Dogs vs Cats Opener

PUA: Hey guys… I need a quick opinion on pets. My friends were having a debate and I think dogs are great because of their loyalty and tricks they can do. But I love cats just for how entertaining they are and how they act like they’re still in the wild. Which do you think […]

 

The No Panties Opener

Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]

 

Mental Mover Trick

You can do this trick with a cigarette or, in these increasingly non-smoking times, a straw. Place the straw on the tabletop and explain how you will use your mind to push it away from yourself. Bend over the straw and hold your hand over it, wiggling your fingers as you try to mentally “connect” […]

 

Same Shirt Opener

OMG I have the same exact top at home. I’m glad I didn’t wear it tonight, that would be SO embarrassing. Plus, I don’t mean to be rude, but it totally looks better on me! Related From Amazon The Secret (as of July 30, 2021 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of […]

 

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