PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Pick Up Lines and Routines

Don’t Laugh Gambit

PUA: ok here my little sister showed/told/taught me this just this morning.. I’m not good at it yet (or “not good at telling stories” if its a story), so don’t laugh OK?? I get really shy when girls laugh at me.. HBs: ok… PUA: (now give them the sweetest/cutest/funniest puppydog look *ever*, and just pause […]

 

Jealous Girlfriend Opener by Style

PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]

 

Duck Telling A Joke Routine

PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]

 

Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them] No products found.

 

Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine] No products found.

 

Montel Williams Opener

PUA: Hey guys, would you go on Montel if you were invited? Girls: [bite or not, either way,false time constraint and then stack forward] PUA: See, my friend over there just got invited to be on Montel Williams, but the theme of the show is “secret admirers”… they told him that he has an admirer […]

 

One Dollar Shot Gambit

When she buys a shot, take a pen or a straw and a napkin and place them over top of the shot. “I bet you one dollar, that I can drink this shot, without even moving the pen or the napkin.” When she takes the bet, just take off the pen and napkin, drink the […]

 

Trust and Comfort Routine

Hey, stop it. Look, honestly, I’m attracted to you guys. But that doesn’t mean anything. I need TRUST AND COMFORT before I can let myself get too emotional. It’s like, first you guys start touching me and asking me my name… And I’m like “OK, this is fine…” …But then I start getting all emotional, […]

 

Spells Opener

Hey guys, help us settle something here. Do you think spells work? [let them contribute as much as they will, then FTC and continue into backstory] The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl at a club last week. She wasn’t rally his type, but he was kinda drunk and […]

 

Laura’s Lost Phone

So, I met my friend Laura for a few of drinks last Saturday. We hadn’t seen each other for a while, and it was great to meet up again, and chat about the good old days. She was a friend of my ex-girlfriend’s, and had accidentally walked in on us having sex one night, but […]

 

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