July 11, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop Related From Amazon How to Talk so Little Kids Will Listen: A Survival Guide to Life with Children Ages 2-7 (as of August 10, 2020 – […]
July 10, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
HB: Yes/No/whatever PUA: Okay, we’re gonna see if you’re psychic. Just do exactly what I say and don’t ask questions. You’ll understand when it’s done. [you ask the bartender for a pen and a sheet of paper. right in front of the girl its no prob. you write on it: HAMMER, and RED (you can […]
July 7, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]
June 30, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys, black nails, first impressions? HBs: blah blah PUA: Get this, I was in an elevator this morning heading back from a meeting and this shwarmy-looking woman gets on the elevator…you know with the caked on makeup and the giant hoop earrings? So she looks at my nails she says to me [say […]
June 27, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]
June 2, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys… I need a quick opinion on pets. My friends were having a debate and I think dogs are great because of their loyalty and tricks they can do. But I love cats just for how entertaining they are and how they act like they’re still in the wild. Which do you think […]
January 17, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]
January 14, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
OMG I have the same exact top at home. I’m glad I didn’t wear it tonight, that would be SO embarrassing. Plus, I don’t mean to be rude, but it totally looks better on me! Related From Amazon White Fragility: Why It’s So Hard for White People to Talk About Racism (as of August 10, […]
January 11, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Did you just grab my ass? Everyone keeps grabbing my ass. Get this. I’m out with my friends having a kick-ass time and I meet this girl that I totally hit it off with. One of my friends walks up to me and whispers in my ear (exaggerated “watch out” voice), “Hey man, I think […]
January 10, 2020 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Hey, I was reading the other day in Cosmo – you know, “The Woman’s Bible” – that 90% of women masturbate in the shower….while the other 10% sing… HB: Really? PUA: Yup. And do you guys know what they sing? HB: No. Roll off as if you were a little disturbed by their answer PUA: […]
