PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Masturbate In The Shower

Hey, I was reading the other day in Cosmo – you know, “The Woman’s Bible” – that 90% of women masturbate in the shower….while the other 10% sing… HB: Really? PUA: Yup. And do you guys know what they sing? HB: No. Roll off as if you were a little disturbed by their answer PUA: […]

The Five Dollar Kiss Gambit

If you target starts throwing you a lot of interest, you throw a disqualifier like “OMG don’t even start with me. I’m totally not in that headspace right now. Besides I’m in a bit of a contest with my friend right now. The rules are (listen carefully), I have to pay my buddy $5 for […]

Feng Shui Opener

“You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest [make this up as you go if you want].” – By Juggler No […]

Camel and Kangaroo Opener

PUA: “hey guys guess what did you know that camels spit and…. kangaroos can’t. jump . backwards . imagine… putting them into a room together.” then stack forward into anything else. – By Diablo No products found.

Blind Date Routine

I was walking through [whatever location in your city] and I noticed this cute girl with a puzzled expression on her face, looking a little lost and weird. So I go over to her and say “hi”. You know what she does? She lunges at me, starts hugging me and saying things like “Hi! Have […]

Mental Mover Trick

You can do this trick with a cigarette or, in these increasingly non-smoking times, a straw. Place the straw on the tabletop and explain how you will use your mind to push it away from yourself. Bend over the straw and hold your hand over it, wiggling your fingers as you try to mentally “connect” […]

Do You Have the Time Direct Opener

Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason No products found.

Photo Taking Gambit

Tell your HB that you are going to take three photos. The first photo will be a normal photo of you and her. The second photo will be where each of you make the goofiest face you can. The third photo will be “romantic” photo of you and her. Then you can turn the camera […]

Mystery Got Married Opener

PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]

TD’s Never Be A Couple Opener

PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]

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