December 24, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason Related From Amazon Hold On, But Don’t Hold Still: Hope and Humor from […]
December 21, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Me: OMG, are you drunk? Her: Yes / No Yes: Me: Oh, HB, you make me sad! Her: Why? Me: You seem so sweet and nice, and I feel like we’d be super compatible… but you’re so drunk that this connection we have isn’t even REAL. I mean, do you think I’m cute? Do you […]
December 20, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]
December 17, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]
December 14, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Pick Up Lines and Routines
OMG … today I found my old toys in the basement at my little sisters house … well she’s 21 now but I call her my little sister … so she had all these barbies, and I had G.I. Joes … I remember when my sister would try to make them get married, and I […]
December 13, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
OMG you would not believe why I had to goto the hospital the other week. I was with my friends at this bar, right? So I love meeting new people so I’m going around and this rocker girl is seriously EYE FUCKING the shit out of me, so I go over and say hey and […]
December 10, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Do you think there’s a big difference between what people think they want and what they are actually attracted to? A friend of mine… this girl… really always wanted a guy who would take care of her… this perfect prince charming guy… and he is the most polite guy ever…. he’s so sweet, he opens […]
December 7, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
HB: What’s your name? Style: I’m Style. HB: I’m Janet. This is Donna. And that’s Tony. Style: Okay… Janet, Donna, Tony. You know, I used to be really bad with names. HBs: Omigod, I’m so bad with names. Style: But you don’t have to be anymore. Here, I’ll show you in two seconds. All I […]
December 6, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
[Count the number of people in the group(say N)] “Don’t you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number? Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” – By Juggler Related From Amazon A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life’s Purpose (Oprah’s Book Club, Selection 61) (as of n/a – More […]
December 3, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Hey, guys (FTC) My buddy wants to buy a cashmere sweater for this girlfriend for her birthday, but he was looking at her clothes and she has a mix of medium and small shirts, so he has no idea what size to get her. Would a girl be more insulted if he gave her clothing […]
