January 8, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Hey, I was reading the other day in Cosmo – you know, “The Woman’s Bible” – that 90% of women masturbate in the shower….while the other 10% sing… HB: Really? PUA: Yup. And do you guys know what they sing? HB: No. Roll off as if you were a little disturbed by their answer PUA: […]
January 4, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
If you target starts throwing you a lot of interest, you throw a disqualifier like “OMG don’t even start with me. I’m totally not in that headspace right now. Besides I’m in a bit of a contest with my friend right now. The rules are (listen carefully), I have to pay my buddy $5 for […]
January 1, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
“You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest [make this up as you go if you want].” – By Juggler No […]
December 29, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: “hey guys guess what did you know that camels spit and…. kangaroos can’t. jump . backwards . imagine… putting them into a room together.” then stack forward into anything else. – By Diablo No products found.
December 28, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
I was walking through [whatever location in your city] and I noticed this cute girl with a puzzled expression on her face, looking a little lost and weird. So I go over to her and say “hi”. You know what she does? She lunges at me, starts hugging me and saying things like “Hi! Have […]
December 25, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
You can do this trick with a cigarette or, in these increasingly non-smoking times, a straw. Place the straw on the tabletop and explain how you will use your mind to push it away from yourself. Bend over the straw and hold your hand over it, wiggling your fingers as you try to mentally “connect” […]
December 22, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason No products found.
December 21, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Tell your HB that you are going to take three photos. The first photo will be a normal photo of you and her. The second photo will be where each of you make the goofiest face you can. The third photo will be “romantic” photo of you and her. Then you can turn the camera […]
December 18, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]
December 15, 2018 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]
