November 22, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Guys! I’ve got it!I woke up last night, all of a sudden in a moment of pure enlightenment!And now…I’ve got it!The key to success are MULLETS! Seriously! Just think about it! All of the major people in the world who are well known, financially rich, or have another prominent spot in the worlds society… they […]
November 19, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Have a bar napkin or a piece of paper with the following written on it: “Help, I’ve been jinxed! I need someone to say my name so I can speak.” When they ask you your name, turn the paper over and reveal your name written on the back. If they give you a strange look, […]
November 16, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines
I saw two people sitting next to each other in a bar, a man and a woman. it was obvious that both were interested in each other, but neither was going to do anything about it. so I go up to the man and tell him that he should kiss her on the cheek. well, […]
November 15, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Banter Lines, Pick Up Lines and Routines
OMG… this morning I saw the BEST shit EVER.. remember when you were a kid… what cartoons did you watch?? Well when I was a kid, we had He-Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers… and on TV this morning, they had new episodes with new animations of all of them… it was the […]
November 12, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
You guys are like the rockstars of the club… look at all these groupies waiting to talk to you [point to chodey guys]! Wait, [primp her a little bit, twist her hat, adjust her glasses] NOW you’re a superstar! No products found.
November 9, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Challenges and Gambits, Pick Up Lines and Routines
Like any good bar bet, this one starts off sounding impossible: Bet that you can toss a paper match into the air and make it land on its side. Note: This won’t work with wooden matches. Invite your audience to try it first. Unless they know the trick, they’ll never be able to make it […]
November 5, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
UA: Hey guys, phone or text? HBS: What? PUA: If you gave a guy your number, initially, would you prefer him to phone or text you? HB1: Ooohh, I dunno, text I think HB2: Noooo, phone, it’s more personal PUA: OMG, I’m confused now! You guys are like the View! HBs: Blah blah PUA: I’m […]
November 2, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys… See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better. [let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc] {NEG} PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away […]
November 1, 2019 AlexanderProphet ,
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
There was this article in Esquire magazine that asked different people what cheating was. Well, let me ask first. How would you define cheating? (go around the group) It’s Fascinating that a basic concept like cheating, everyone’s definition of it is different. My answer is it’s not being honest with the other person. In other […]
