PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

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Revised Jealous Cat Routine

My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but she hates his cat. Like whenever she tries to pet it, it will just look at her like she’s an idiot and walk off and one time she left her […]

 

My Cheeks Are Hurting Routine

OMG my cheeks are hurting. We were laughing so hard, like, the WHOLE way over here. I’m actually sore from all the laughter. – Lovedrop No products found.

 

Mannequin Routine

So the most embarrassing thing happened the other day. I was in this department store with some friends to buy some new shoes… and someone had said something so funny that we were just killing ourselves laughing… and I wasn’t watching where I was going and like… tripped over this mannequin. Like I fell right […]

 

Do you know why we would never get along?

Do you know why we would never get along? Because we’re too similar. You wont take my shit, and I wont take you shit and what fun is that? If I were in a room with myself for a while, I would pull all my hair out of my HEAD. So what I guess what […]

 

Merry X-mas! – The “I Love You During Sex” Opener

Here’s an opener that my wingman Packer and I came up with on the fly one night and turned into a solid opener. Usually the best openers come from when you and your buddies are discussing something to do with girls/sex/dating/relationships/etc. There …

 

Can I Have Your Number? – MadTV Skit

Direct game gone hilariously wrong… even though it’s just a skit watch how the girl’s body language and replies are constantly conveying disinterest!

 

The Date – Time Bridges and Day-2s

A question I hear a lot from students is “Where do I take all these girls for a Day-2 once I close them?” This is usually followed up with “I don’t have a lot of money” and “There isn’t really much to do in my city.” But believe it or not, there are …

 

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