PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Challenges and Gambits

Matchstick Magic Trick

Like any good bar bet, this one starts off sounding impossible: Bet that you can toss a paper match into the air and make it land on its side. Note: This won’t work with wooden matches. Invite your audience to try it first. Unless they know the trick, they’ll never be able to make it […]

 

3D Bottle Caps Trick

Start with 6 bottle caps or coasters and arrange them in a ‘T’ shape. Place 4 bottle caps in a straight line, and then place the other two caps on either side of the top cap. The challenge is to make 2 rows of 4 caps each. However, you can only move one bottle cap. […]

 

Style’s Cs vs Us Routine

Smile again for me? You have a [C or U]-shaped smile. See, my ex-girlfriend wanted to be a singer, and she studied all the big pop-singers out there and tried to figure out what it was about their looks that set them apart from the rest. And she developed this theory that every person has […]

 

Imaginary Cards Gambit

You first introduce this by disqualifying yourself by saying something like “Now, I’m not too big on stuff with cards but work with me here for a sec.” This is when you pretend to pull out a deck of cards and start to shuffle. You also usually want something like “work with me here” or […]

 

One Dollar Shot Gambit

When she buys a shot, take a pen or a straw and a napkin and place them over top of the shot. “I bet you one dollar, that I can drink this shot, without even moving the pen or the napkin.” When she takes the bet, just take off the pen and napkin, drink the […]

 

The Add Four ESP Gambit

HB: Yes/No/whatever PUA: Okay, we’re gonna see if you’re psychic. Just do exactly what I say and don’t ask questions. You’ll understand when it’s done. [you ask the bartender for a pen and a sheet of paper. right in front of the girl its no prob. you write on it: HAMMER, and RED (you can […]

 

Masturbate In The Shower

Hey, I was reading the other day in Cosmo – you know, “The Woman’s Bible” – that 90% of women masturbate in the shower….while the other 10% sing… HB: Really? PUA: Yup. And do you guys know what they sing? HB: No. Roll off as if you were a little disturbed by their answer PUA: […]

 

The Five Dollar Kiss Gambit

If you target starts throwing you a lot of interest, you throw a disqualifier like “OMG don’t even start with me. I’m totally not in that headspace right now. Besides I’m in a bit of a contest with my friend right now. The rules are (listen carefully), I have to pay my buddy $5 for […]

 

Mental Mover Trick

You can do this trick with a cigarette or, in these increasingly non-smoking times, a straw. Place the straw on the tabletop and explain how you will use your mind to push it away from yourself. Bend over the straw and hold your hand over it, wiggling your fingers as you try to mentally “connect” […]

 

Photo Taking Gambit

Tell your HB that you are going to take three photos. The first photo will be a normal photo of you and her. The second photo will be where each of you make the goofiest face you can. The third photo will be “romantic” photo of you and her. Then you can turn the camera […]

 

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