PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Best PUA Stories

Duck Telling A Joke Routine

PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]

 

Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them] No products found.

 

Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine] No products found.

 

Spells Opener

Hey guys, help us settle something here. Do you think spells work? [let them contribute as much as they will, then FTC and continue into backstory] The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl at a club last week. She wasn’t rally his type, but he was kinda drunk and […]

 

Laura’s Lost Phone

So, I met my friend Laura for a few of drinks last Saturday. We hadn’t seen each other for a while, and it was great to meet up again, and chat about the good old days. She was a friend of my ex-girlfriend’s, and had accidentally walked in on us having sex one night, but […]

 

TD’s Seatle GF Opener

“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a […]

 

You Guys Are The Most Normal Girls Here

PUA: Wow you guys are the most normal girls here! [If the women positively, as if they took “normal” as a compliment] PUA: I’m going to chill over here with you guys for a moment. You’ll never guess what just happened… [Stacking forward into a story-based opener ideally, but an opinion opener will do too] […]

 

Left or Right Handed Opener by Mystery

Mystery: Are you left or right handed? Target: I’m right-handed. Mystery: I’m left-handed, you’re right-handed. I’m special, you’re not. – Mystery No products found.

 

Plastic Surgery Routine

It’s crazy how many plastic surgeries they have for celebs now.She had her eye makeup and her lipstick tattooed on, and when she changed her hair color, she had her lips re-tattooed. And do you want to hear the grossest thing? One day I noticed that she had two round dots on her upper thighs. […]

 

Hair Color Change Opener

PUA: Hey guys… What would you think if I dyed my hair completely BLACK? HBS: blah blah PUA: what about blond with black highlights? HBS: blah blah PUA: Ok then how about I keep my hair blond.but with BLACK ROOTS? HBS: blah blah PUA: {NEG} Did you know Elvis was blond, but he dyed his […]

 

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