PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Best PUA Stories

Wrong Number Routine

Do you ever answer phone calls you don’t recognize? Don’t you think sometimes it’s a mistake though? Cuz I totally made this mistake last weekend. I get this phone call and it’s this chick. She’s like “Hey is Renaissan there?” I say “Yeah, this Renaissan.” She’s like “Oh my God, this is Melissa you’ll never […]

 

The Romance Novel Routine

I’m in advertising, and for about six months ago I’ve been intrigued with how men and women communicate. What happened is that a friend of mine in the publishing industry told me this fact that blew me away. (pause. I know the interest level is REALLY high here, because I always have their undivided attention […]

 

Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener

[On dance floor or in line at the bar] Hey, did you just touch my ass? (no) No? Well you should! [If the girl finds you cute and feels safe (or tipsy), and she�s in a fun mood, she may even slap or touch your ass at that point. Act shocked] I was only kidding! […]

 

Mullets Are The Key To Success Opener

Guys! I’ve got it!I woke up last night, all of a sudden in a moment of pure enlightenment!And now…I’ve got it!The key to success are MULLETS! Seriously! Just think about it! All of the major people in the world who are well known, financially rich, or have another prominent spot in the world’s society… they […]

 

Jinx Opener

Have a bar napkin or a piece of paper with the following written on it: “Help, I’ve been jinxed! I need someone to say my name so I can speak.” When they ask you your name, turn the paper over and reveal your name written on the back. If they give you a strange look, […]

 

The Pimp Daddy Routine

I saw two people sitting next to each other in a bar, a man and a woman. it was obvious that both were interested in each other, but neither was going to do anything about it. so I go up to the man and tell him that he should kiss her on the cheek. well, […]

 

Short Girls Opener

You’re the Tiny Dangerous one here! Gotta watch out for you. – By Brad P Related From Amazon The Gifts of Imperfection: Let Go of Who You Think You’re Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are (as of December 2, 2020 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated […]

 

Rockstar Opener

You guys are like the rockstars of the club… look at all these groupies waiting to talk to you [point to chodey guys]! Wait, [primp her a little bit, twist her hat, adjust her glasses] NOW you’re a superstar! Related From Amazon Aware: The Science and Practice of Presence–The Groundbreaking Meditation Practice (as of December […]

 

Mannequin Routine

So the most embarrassing thing happened the other day. I was in this department store with some friends to buy some new shoes… and someone had said something so funny that we were just killing ourselves laughing… and I wasn’t watching where I was going and like… tripped over this mannequin. Like I fell right […]

 

The Phone or Text Opener

UA: Hey guys, phone or text? HBS: What? PUA: If you gave a guy your number, initially, would you prefer him to phone or text you? HB1: Ooohh, I dunno, text I think HB2: Noooo, phone, it’s more personal PUA: OMG, I’m confused now! You guys are like the View! HBs: Blah blah PUA: I’m […]

 

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