PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

The Tattoo Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of 1 to 10… What do you think of tattoos on girls?
Girls: [they talk for a bit, probably one of them has a tattoo, then cut them off]
PUA: Get this… my little sister has been with this guy for maybe 2 months, she’s 19 years old, and she wants to get his NAME tattooed right here on her ARM… what do you guys think about that?
Girls: [they talk for a bit, then you cut them off]
My problem is, I’m her big brother, and if I tell her not to do it, she’ll just want to do it MORE. Would you guys listen to you big brother if he warned you about something like that?

– Mystery

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