PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

Lovedrop’s Are You Shy Opener

PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop No products found.

 

The Dental Floss Opener

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]

 

Mystery’s Black Nails Opener

PUA: Hey guys, black nails, first impressions? HBs: blah blah PUA: Get this, I was in an elevator this morning heading back from a meeting and this shwarmy-looking woman gets on the elevator…you know with the caked on makeup and the giant hoop earrings? So she looks at my nails she says to me [say […]

 

The Breakup Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]

 

Dogs vs Cats Opener

PUA: Hey guys… I need a quick opinion on pets. My friends were having a debate and I think dogs are great because of their loyalty and tricks they can do. But I love cats just for how entertaining they are and how they act like they’re still in the wild. Which do you think […]

 

The No Panties Opener

Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]

 

Same Shirt Opener

OMG I have the same exact top at home. I’m glad I didn’t wear it tonight, that would be SO embarrassing. Plus, I don’t mean to be rude, but it totally looks better on me! No products found.

 

Feng Shui Opener

“You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest [make this up as you go if you want].” – By Juggler No […]

 

Camel and Kangaroo Opener

PUA: “hey guys guess what did you know that camels spit and…. kangaroos can’t. jump . backwards . imagine… putting them into a room together.” then stack forward into anything else. – By Diablo No products found.

 

Do You Have the Time Direct Opener

Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason No products found.

 

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