PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener

[On dance floor or in line at the bar] Hey, did you just touch my ass? (no) No? Well you should! [If the girl finds you cute and feels safe (or tipsy), and she�s in a fun mood, she may even slap or touch your ass at that point. Act shocked] I was only kidding! […]

 

Mullets Are The Key To Success Opener

Guys! I’ve got it!I woke up last night, all of a sudden in a moment of pure enlightenment!And now…I’ve got it!The key to success are MULLETS! Seriously! Just think about it! All of the major people in the world who are well known, financially rich, or have another prominent spot in the world’s society… they […]

 

Jinx Opener

Have a bar napkin or a piece of paper with the following written on it: “Help, I’ve been jinxed! I need someone to say my name so I can speak.” When they ask you your name, turn the paper over and reveal your name written on the back. If they give you a strange look, […]

 

Short Girls Opener

You’re the Tiny Dangerous one here! Gotta watch out for you. – By Brad P Related From Amazon Badass Habits: Cultivate the Awareness, Boundaries, and Daily Upgrades You Need to Make Them Stick (as of December 2, 2020 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to […]

 

Rockstar Opener

You guys are like the rockstars of the club… look at all these groupies waiting to talk to you [point to chodey guys]! Wait, [primp her a little bit, twist her hat, adjust her glasses] NOW you’re a superstar! Related From Amazon Wintering: The Power of Rest and Retreat in Difficult Times (as of December […]

 

The Phone or Text Opener

UA: Hey guys, phone or text? HBS: What? PUA: If you gave a guy your number, initially, would you prefer him to phone or text you? HB1: Ooohh, I dunno, text I think HB2: Noooo, phone, it’s more personal PUA: OMG, I’m confused now! You guys are like the View! HBs: Blah blah PUA: I’m […]

 

The Cologne Opener

PUA: Hey guys… See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better. [let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc] {NEG} PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away […]

 

What Is Cheating Opener

There was this article in Esquire magazine that asked different people what cheating was. Well, let me ask first. How would you define cheating? (go around the group) It’s Fascinating that a basic concept like cheating, everyone’s definition of it is different. My answer is it’s not being honest with the other person. In other […]

 

Eighties Dogs Opener

PUA: Hey guys… real quick… My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo… she wants to name them… DURAN DURAN… I think that’s a horrible idea… you can’t have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas? I […]

 

Who Lies More Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of one to ten… Who lies more…men or women? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok, but who CHEATS more, guys or girls? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: I was waiting to get a haircut a […]

 

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