PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

Rockstar Opener

You guys are like the rockstars of the club… look at all these groupies waiting to talk to you [point to chodey guys]! Wait, [primp her a little bit, twist her hat, adjust her glasses] NOW you’re a superstar! No products found.

 

Short Girls Opener

You’re the Tiny Dangerous one here! Gotta watch out for you. – By Brad P No products found.

 

The Phone or Text Opener

UA: Hey guys, phone or text? HBS: What? PUA: If you gave a guy your number, initially, would you prefer him to phone or text you? HB1: Ooohh, I dunno, text I think HB2: Noooo, phone, it’s more personal PUA: OMG, I’m confused now! You guys are like the View! HBs: Blah blah PUA: I’m […]

 

The Cologne Opener

PUA: Hey guys… See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better. [let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc] {NEG} PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away […]

 

What Is Cheating Opener

There was this article in Esquire magazine that asked different people what cheating was. Well, let me ask first. How would you define cheating? (go around the group) It’s Fascinating that a basic concept like cheating, everyone’s definition of it is different. My answer is it’s not being honest with the other person. In other […]

 

Eighties Dogs Opener

PUA: Hey guys… real quick… My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo… she wants to name them… DURAN DURAN… I think that’s a horrible idea… you can’t have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas? I […]

 

Who Lies More Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of one to ten… Who lies more…men or women? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok, but who CHEATS more, guys or girls? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: I was waiting to get a haircut a […]

 

Mystery’s Seashell Opener

Mystery: [pulling a seashell from his pocket and holding it out in his open palm] Hey look at this. … Isn’t this awesome? … Isn’t it pretty? … Yeah my friends and I … went down to Santa Monica pier… and we found THIS… and it’s a KEEPSAKE. … Isn’t it pretty? – Mystery No […]

 

80s Music Opener

PUA: Hey guys, this is driving us nuts, you know that song… “You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round…” Who sings that? Girls: [as they start to respond interrupt them and continue] PUA: I was talking to my friend the other day and she said it’s […]

 

Anniversary Ring Opener

Hey guys quick question…My buddy wants to get his girlfriend a ring for their 1 year anniversary, but I told him thats way too cliche…is there something else he can get her that would be more memorable? No products found.

 

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