PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

Jealous Girlfriend Opener by Style

PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]

 

Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them] No products found.

 

Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine] No products found.

 

Montel Williams Opener

PUA: Hey guys, would you go on Montel if you were invited? Girls: [bite or not, either way,false time constraint and then stack forward] PUA: See, my friend over there just got invited to be on Montel Williams, but the theme of the show is “secret admirers”… they told him that he has an admirer […]

 

Spells Opener

Hey guys, help us settle something here. Do you think spells work? [let them contribute as much as they will, then FTC and continue into backstory] The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl at a club last week. She wasn’t rally his type, but he was kinda drunk and […]

 

TD’s Seatle GF Opener

“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a […]

 

Voyeur Boyfriend Opener

People here are so weird.. this guy came up to me with this girl.. introduced her as his girlfriend… then asked if he could WATCH me HAVE SEX with HER… wtf right? I may get performance anxiety… haha he was a big dude. – By Diablo No products found.

 

The Tattoo Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of 1 to 10… What do you think of tattoos on girls? Girls: [they talk for a bit, probably one of them has a tattoo, then cut them off] PUA: Get this… my little sister has been with this guy for maybe 2 months, she’s 19 years old, and […]

 

You Guys Are The Most Normal Girls Here

PUA: Wow you guys are the most normal girls here! [If the women positively, as if they took “normal” as a compliment] PUA: I’m going to chill over here with you guys for a moment. You’ll never guess what just happened… [Stacking forward into a story-based opener ideally, but an opinion opener will do too] […]

 

Left or Right Handed Opener by Mystery

Mystery: Are you left or right handed? Target: I’m right-handed. Mystery: I’m left-handed, you’re right-handed. I’m special, you’re not. – Mystery No products found.

 

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