PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

The Toys Routine

OMG … today I found my old toys in the basement at my little sisters house … well she’s 21 now but I call her my little sister … so she had all these barbies, and I had G.I. Joes … I remember when my sister would try to make them get married, and I hated that cause I hated girls … actually I still do, you’re gross! … pfffffft!! I bet that you would have been one of those girls who made my G.I. Joes play house … sometimes I played house with my sister, even though I said that I didn’t want to because I hated her and all girls, but really I loved my sister so I’d pretend that I didn’t want to but really I did because I knew that she’d be really happy …

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