PUA Openers

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G-String Routine

Hey I definitely need to understand this. How come you girls find g-strings more comfortable than normal underwear? I mean how can THAT be comfortable? Doesn’t it get in your butt?

[a common response you will get, it really feels comfortable. Then continue with:]

You girls find that feeling in your butt nice? You girls are so bad I can’t believe you guys!

[Or they’ll commonly say, because It looks better, so go with:]

OMG just so that your ass will look better to people? I can’t believe you guys! All that work so you’re ass looks nice? OMG! You guys are trouble! I need to watch myself with you guys.

– Nightblue

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