PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

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Lovedrop’s Are You Shy Opener

PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop Related From Amazon Atomic Habits: An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones (as of July 11, 2020 – More infoProduct […]

 

The Add Four ESP Gambit

HB: Yes/No/whatever PUA: Okay, we’re gonna see if you’re psychic. Just do exactly what I say and don’t ask questions. You’ll understand when it’s done. [you ask the bartender for a pen and a sheet of paper. right in front of the girl its no prob. you write on it: HAMMER, and RED (you can […]

 

The Dental Floss Opener

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]

 

The Breakup Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]

 

Dogs vs Cats Opener

PUA: Hey guys… I need a quick opinion on pets. My friends were having a debate and I think dogs are great because of their loyalty and tricks they can do. But I love cats just for how entertaining they are and how they act like they’re still in the wild. Which do you think […]

 

The No Panties Opener

Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]

 

Same Shirt Opener

OMG I have the same exact top at home. I’m glad I didn’t wear it tonight, that would be SO embarrassing. Plus, I don’t mean to be rude, but it totally looks better on me! Related From Amazon The Four Agreements: A Practical Guide to Personal Freedom (A Toltec Wisdom Book) (as of July 11, […]

 

Bisexual Thug Routine

Did you just grab my ass? Everyone keeps grabbing my ass. Get this. I’m out with my friends having a kick-ass time and I meet this girl that I totally hit it off with. One of my friends walks up to me and whispers in my ear (exaggerated “watch out” voice), “Hey man, I think […]

 

Masturbate In The Shower

Hey, I was reading the other day in Cosmo – you know, “The Woman’s Bible” – that 90% of women masturbate in the shower….while the other 10% sing… HB: Really? PUA: Yup. And do you guys know what they sing? HB: No. Roll off as if you were a little disturbed by their answer PUA: […]

 

Blind Date Routine

I was walking through [whatever location in your city] and I noticed this cute girl with a puzzled expression on her face, looking a little lost and weird. So I go over to her and say “hi”. You know what she does? She lunges at me, starts hugging me and saying things like “Hi! Have […]

 

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