PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Pick Up Lines and Routines

Wrong Number Routine

Do you ever answer phone calls you don’t recognize? Don’t you think sometimes it’s a mistake though? Cuz I totally made this mistake last weekend. I get this phone call and it’s this chick. She’s like “Hey is Renaissan there?” I say “Yeah, this Renaissan.” She’s like “Oh my God, this is Melissa you’ll never […]

 

The Romance Novel Routine

I’m in advertising, and for about six months ago I’ve been intrigued with how men and women communicate. What happened is that a friend of mine in the publishing industry told me this fact that blew me away. (pause. I know the interest level is REALLY high here, because I always have their undivided attention […]

 

Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener