PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Pick Up Lines and Routines

Style’s Two-part Kiss Opener

Hey guys, we’ve been arguing about this… is kissing cheating? [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] Like, if a girl goes out with her friends, and gets all drunk, and makes out with some guy, that’s cheating, right? [people will agree at this point] Well what if she’s making out with […]

 

G-String Opener

PUA: Hey girls, I need female opinion on something..please give me one advice…My friend totally fucked up his relationship with his GF. Actually they are still together…into love with each other… but its going wrong way… Girls :what, what? PUA: Last month, he cheated his Gf with another girl from college, and Gf found g-string […]

 

Mystery’s Google Earth Opener

Mystery: Have you ever heard of Google earth? … I checked out this location – this very spot… where we are standing right now – on Google earth… I zoomed in to this location and I saw that building there… and that building right there… it’s like I have already visited this place. … Isn’t […]

 

Imaginary Cards Gambit

You first introduce this by disqualifying yourself by saying something like “Now, I’m not too big on stuff with cards but work with me here for a sec.” This is when you pretend to pull out a deck of cards and start to shuffle. You also usually want something like “work with me here” or […]

 

Penis Implant Gambit

Yeah, I don’t mean to brag or anything but I got a bit of plastic surgery done, and it went really well. Yeah, well it cost a lot of money, but it was totally worth it. Well, it’s a secret. Ok. I got a penis implant. (Proudly with the feeling that you’re enormous now) I’m […]

 

New Animal Opener

“did you guys hear.. they found.. a new animal…. yea, over in Australia .. it looks like a cross between a squirrel and a beaver.” stack forward – Diablo No products found.

 

Don’t Laugh Gambit

PUA: ok here my little sister showed/told/taught me this just this morning.. I’m not good at it yet (or “not good at telling stories” if its a story), so don’t laugh OK?? I get really shy when girls laugh at me.. HBs: ok… PUA: (now give them the sweetest/cutest/funniest puppydog look *ever*, and just pause […]

 

Jealous Girlfriend Opener by Style

PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]

 

Duck Telling A Joke Routine

PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]

 

Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them] No products found.

 

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