PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

TD’s Never Be A Couple Opener

PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD!
PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple!
PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things… and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place… and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex… after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!”

[can also be used as a routine later on]

– Tyler Durden

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