PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

Best PUA Stories

The Phone or Text Opener

UA: Hey guys, phone or text? HBS: What? PUA: If you gave a guy your number, initially, would you prefer him to phone or text you? HB1: Ooohh, I dunno, text I think HB2: Noooo, phone, it’s more personal PUA: OMG, I’m confused now! You guys are like the View! HBs: Blah blah PUA: I’m […]

 

Mannequin Routine

So the most embarrassing thing happened the other day. I was in this department store with some friends to buy some new shoes… and someone had said something so funny that we were just killing ourselves laughing… and I wasn’t watching where I was going and like… tripped over this mannequin. Like I fell right […]

 

Who Lies More Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of one to ten… Who lies more…men or women? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok, but who CHEATS more, guys or girls? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: I was waiting to get a haircut a […]

 

Gay Cats Routine

Initial hook: Start the story with, “Have you ever met a gay cat?” PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I don’t know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place […]

 

Mystery’s Seashell Opener

Mystery: [pulling a seashell from his pocket and holding it out in his open palm] Hey look at this. … Isn’t this awesome? … Isn’t it pretty? … Yeah my friends and I … went down to Santa Monica pier… and we found THIS… and it’s a KEEPSAKE. … Isn’t it pretty? – Mystery Related […]

 

80s Music Opener

PUA: Hey guys, this is driving us nuts, you know that song… “You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round…” Who sings that? Girls: [as they start to respond interrupt them and continue] PUA: I was talking to my friend the other day and she said it’s […]

 

Photo Opener

PUA: Hi, Could you do me a favour? HBS: [Wait for them to respond, they will usually think you are hitting on them, at which point you say:] PUA: Could you take a picture of my friend and me? [this is a good subtle neg. Give her a playful additional neg with:] You of course […]

 

Style’s Two-part Kiss Opener

Hey guys, we’ve been arguing about this… is kissing cheating? [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] Like, if a girl goes out with her friends, and gets all drunk, and makes out with some guy, that’s cheating, right? [people will agree at this point] Well what if she’s making out with […]

 

Anniversary Ring Opener

Hey guys quick question…My buddy wants to get his girlfriend a ring for their 1 year anniversary, but I told him thats way too cliche…is there something else he can get her that would be more memorable? Related From Amazon Atomic Habits: An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones […]

 

Mystery’s Google Earth Opener

Mystery: Have you ever heard of Google earth? … I checked out this location – this very spot… where we are standing right now – on Google earth… I zoomed in to this location and I saw that building there… and that building right there… it’s like I have already visited this place. … Isn’t […]

 

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