PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke.
Group: lol, what?
PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, this single duck stopped quacking and moments later, the entire group of ducks went fucking mental!
PUA: I swear to you, it was like that duck was a stand-up comedian!