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Bisexual Thug Routine

Did you just grab my ass? Everyone keeps grabbing my ass. Get this. I’m out with my friends having a kick-ass time and I meet this girl that I totally hit it off with. One of my friends walks up to me and whispers in my ear (exaggerated “watch out” voice), “Hey man, I think she has a boyfriend and he’s standing over there.” I turn to look and I see this HUMUNGOUS 250 pound guy. Bald head…and he does not look happy AT ALL. His arms were folded and he’s eyeing me, looking me up and down, like this (demo) while this girl is all giggly and touching my arm (demo)…and I’m FREAKING out. So I go back to my friends and later that night I walk past the two of them and I overhear the girl say to the big guy, “Hey, there goes that guy.” And I hear this HUMUNGOUS guy say in this REALLY effeminate voice, “Too bad. He was thooooo cute. Go hurry up and find me anotfer one.”

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