PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

80s Music Opener

PUA: Hey guys, this is driving us nuts, you know that song… “You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round…” Who sings that? Girls: [as they start to respond interrupt them and continue] PUA: I was talking to my friend the other day and she said it’s […]

 

Photo Opener

PUA: Hi, Could you do me a favour? HBS: [Wait for them to respond, they will usually think you are hitting on them, at which point you say:] PUA: Could you take a picture of my friend and me? [this is a good subtle neg. Give her a playful additional neg with:] You of course […]

 

Style’s Two-part Kiss Opener

Hey guys, we’ve been arguing about this… is kissing cheating? [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] Like, if a girl goes out with her friends, and gets all drunk, and makes out with some guy, that’s cheating, right? [people will agree at this point] Well what if she’s making out with […]

 

Anniversary Ring Opener

Hey guys quick question…My buddy wants to get his girlfriend a ring for their 1 year anniversary, but I told him thats way too cliche…is there something else he can get her that would be more memorable? Related From Amazon The Comfort Book (as of August 13, 2022 17:59 GMT -04:00 – More infoProduct prices […]

 

Mystery’s Google Earth Opener

Mystery: Have you ever heard of Google earth? … I checked out this location – this very spot… where we are standing right now – on Google earth… I zoomed in to this location and I saw that building there… and that building right there… it’s like I have already visited this place. … Isn’t […]

 

G-String Opener

PUA: Hey girls, I need female opinion on something..please give me one advice…My friend totally fucked up his relationship with his GF. Actually they are still together…into love with each other… but its going wrong way… Girls :what, what? PUA: Last month, he cheated his Gf with another girl from college, and Gf found g-string […]

 

New Animal Opener

“did you guys hear.. they found.. a new animal…. yea, over in Australia .. it looks like a cross between a squirrel and a beaver.” stack forward – Diablo Related From Amazon The Power of Positive Thinking The Power of Positive Thinking (as of August 13, 2022 17:59 GMT -04:00 – More infoProduct prices and […]

 

Montel Williams Opener

PUA: Hey guys, would you go on Montel if you were invited? Girls: [bite or not, either way,false time constraint and then stack forward] PUA: See, my friend over there just got invited to be on Montel Williams, but the theme of the show is “secret admirers”… they told him that he has an admirer […]

 

Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine] Related From Amazon Attached: […]

 

Jealous Girlfriend Opener by Style

PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]

 

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