PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

Polite Guy Opener

Do you think there’s a big difference between what people think they want and what they are actually attracted to? A friend of mine… this girl… really always wanted a guy who would take care of her… this perfect prince charming guy… and he is the most polite guy ever…. he’s so sweet, he opens […]

 

Unlucky Number Opener

[Count the number of people in the group(say N)] “Don’t you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number? Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” – By Juggler No products found.

 

Style’s Cashmere Sweater Opener

Hey, guys (FTC) My buddy wants to buy a cashmere sweater for this girlfriend for her birthday, but he was looking at her clothes and she has a mix of medium and small shirts, so he has no idea what size to get her. Would a girl be more insulted if he gave her clothing […]

 

Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener

[On dance floor or in line at the bar] Hey, did you just touch my ass? (no) No? Well you should! [If the girl finds you cute and feels safe (or tipsy), and she�s in a fun mood, she may even slap or touch your ass at that point. Act shocked] I was only kidding! […]

 

Mullets Are The Key To Success Opener

Guys! I’ve got it!I woke up last night, all of a sudden in a moment of pure enlightenment!And now…I’ve got it!The key to success are MULLETS! Seriously! Just think about it! All of the major people in the world who are well known, financially rich, or have another prominent spot in the world’s society… they […]

 

Jinx Opener

Have a bar napkin or a piece of paper with the following written on it: “Help, I’ve been jinxed! I need someone to say my name so I can speak.” When they ask you your name, turn the paper over and reveal your name written on the back. If they give you a strange look, […]

 

Rockstar Opener

You guys are like the rockstars of the club… look at all these groupies waiting to talk to you [point to chodey guys]! Wait, [primp her a little bit, twist her hat, adjust her glasses] NOW you’re a superstar! No products found.

 

Short Girls Opener

You’re the Tiny Dangerous one here! Gotta watch out for you. – By Brad P No products found.

 

The Phone or Text Opener

UA: Hey guys, phone or text? HBS: What? PUA: If you gave a guy your number, initially, would you prefer him to phone or text you? HB1: Ooohh, I dunno, text I think HB2: Noooo, phone, it’s more personal PUA: OMG, I’m confused now! You guys are like the View! HBs: Blah blah PUA: I’m […]

 

The Cologne Opener

PUA: Hey guys… See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better. [let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc] {NEG} PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away […]

 

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