PUA Openers
Eighties Dogs Opener
October 27, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys… real quick… My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo… she wants to name them… DURAN DURAN… I think that’s a horrible idea… you can’t have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas? I […]
Who Lies More Opener
October 24, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of one to ten… Who lies more…men or women? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok, but who CHEATS more, guys or girls? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: I was waiting to get a haircut a […]
Mystery’s Seashell Opener
October 17, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
Mystery: [pulling a seashell from his pocket and holding it out in his open palm] Hey look at this. … Isn’t this awesome? … Isn’t it pretty? … Yeah my friends and I … went down to Santa Monica pier… and we found THIS… and it’s a KEEPSAKE. … Isn’t it pretty? – Mystery Related […]
Photo Opener
October 13, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hi, Could you do me a favour? HBS: [Wait for them to respond, they will usually think you are hitting on them, at which point you say:] PUA: Could you take a picture of my friend and me? [this is a good subtle neg. Give her a playful additional neg with:] You of course […]
80s Music Opener
October 9, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers
PUA: Hey guys, this is driving us nuts, you know that song… “You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round…” Who sings that? Girls: [as they start to respond interrupt them and continue] PUA: I was talking to my friend the other day and she said it’s […]
Anniversary Ring Opener
October 6, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
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Hey guys quick question…My buddy wants to get his girlfriend a ring for their 1 year anniversary, but I told him thats way too cliche…is there something else he can get her that would be more memorable? Related From Amazon Bob Ross Bobblehead: With Sound! (RP Minis) (as of October 30, 2020 – More infoProduct […]
Mystery’s Google Earth Opener
October 3, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
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Mystery: Have you ever heard of Google earth? … I checked out this location – this very spot… where we are standing right now – on Google earth… I zoomed in to this location and I saw that building there… and that building right there… it’s like I have already visited this place. … Isn’t […]
Style’s Two-part Kiss Opener
October 2, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
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Hey guys, we’ve been arguing about this… is kissing cheating? [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] Like, if a girl goes out with her friends, and gets all drunk, and makes out with some guy, that’s cheating, right? [people will agree at this point] Well what if she’s making out with […]
G-String Opener
September 29, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
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PUA: Hey girls, I need female opinion on something..please give me one advice…My friend totally fucked up his relationship with his GF. Actually they are still together…into love with each other… but its going wrong way… Girls :what, what? PUA: Last month, he cheated his Gf with another girl from college, and Gf found g-string […]
New Animal Opener
September 26, 2020 AlexanderProphet , 0
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“did you guys hear.. they found.. a new animal…. yea, over in Australia .. it looks like a cross between a squirrel and a beaver.” stack forward – Diablo Related From Amazon The Wim Hof Method: Activate Your Full Human Potential (as of October 30, 2020 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as […]
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