PUA Openers

The best openers, stories, and banter lines collected from the world's greatest PUAs.

PUA Openers

The No Panties Opener

Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]

 

Same Shirt Opener

OMG I have the same exact top at home. I’m glad I didn’t wear it tonight, that would be SO embarrassing. Plus, I don’t mean to be rude, but it totally looks better on me! Related From Amazon Limitless: Upgrade Your Brain, Learn Anything Faster, and Unlock Your Exceptional Life (as of May 26, 2020 […]

 

Feng Shui Opener

“You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest [make this up as you go if you want].” – By Juggler Related […]

 

Camel and Kangaroo Opener

PUA: “hey guys guess what did you know that camels spit and…. kangaroos can’t. jump . backwards . imagine… putting them into a room together.” then stack forward into anything else. – By Diablo Related From Amazon The Sacred Enneagram: Finding Your Unique Path to Spiritual Growth (as of May 26, 2020 – More infoProduct […]

 

Do You Have the Time Direct Opener

Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason Related From Amazon The Four Agreements (as of May 26, 2020 – More […]

 

Mystery Got Married Opener

PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]

 

TD’s Never Be A Couple Opener

PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]

 

Polite Guy Opener

Do you think there’s a big difference between what people think they want and what they are actually attracted to? A friend of mine… this girl… really always wanted a guy who would take care of her… this perfect prince charming guy… and he is the most polite guy ever…. he’s so sweet, he opens […]

 

Unlucky Number Opener

[Count the number of people in the group(say N)] “Don’t you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number? Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” – By Juggler Related From Amazon Girl, Wash Your Face: Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are So You Can Become Who You […]

 

Style’s Cashmere Sweater Opener

Hey, guys (FTC) My buddy wants to buy a cashmere sweater for this girlfriend for her birthday, but he was looking at her clothes and she has a mix of medium and small shirts, so he has no idea what size to get her. Would a girl be more insulted if he gave her clothing […]

 

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