Alien Beauty Routine
PUA: You have a very other worldly beauty.
HB: Oh, so your saying I look like an alien?
PUA: Yes. Yes, I am. Actually, I was hired by the government to find you. They said you escaped the lab. How’s you manage that? Maybe you can be my friend, like ET and I’ll hide you in my closet and we can ride our bikes through the sky together. No wait, you’d probably eat all my cookies… that would be bad… anyway, get this…
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